SEAC had a vegan bake sale at World Carnival on Saturday. Bake sales are rarely exciting to table, and I was there for the entire day. Naturally, I got bored after an hour or so.

As the point of our being there was to raise money, I decided to supplement our income by selling massages. "Heavenly massages by the lovely and talented me. Price negotiable. Proceeds go to SEAC."

I gave around 20 massages yesterday. It was pretty intense. I made almost exactly $50, which is actually more than we ended up getting from the bake sale. Most people only paid me a dollar or two, because they're college students.

I'm considering taking massages to farmers markets and the like this summer. Really, all I need is a chair, a sign, and a receptacle for money. Price negotiable. Proceeds go to... me.