Well, that's weird. I suddenly got a headache and thought to check my temperature. "Perhaps I am relapsing into my illness from this weekend," I said to myself. "It would be good to know whether I have a fever."

96.7?

I mean, my temperature is always lower than the average person's, but that's taking it a bit far. What's going on here, body? Also, what do you call the opposite of a fever?